It's Never Bush's Fault!

I don't know who wrote this originally (I copied it a while back from Yahoo News Discussions), but I've beed adding to it since I found it -- it's a great read...


It's the liberals. It's the ACLU. It's Clinton. It's Monica. It's the "climate of permissiveness". It's France. It's the liberal media. It's Clinton's p*nis. It's Hillary. It's Gov. Dean. We never could have known they'd fly planes into buildings. "No actionable intelligence". They didn't tell us to do anything. O'Neill's lying. Clarke's lying. General Shinseki's lying. The Union of Concerned Scientists is lying. Our own weapons inspector Scott Ritter, an ex-Marine and veteran of the the first Gulf war, is lying. Bush's hand-picked successor to Ritter, David Kay, is lying. Joe Wilson's lying. John Dean's lying. Newsweek lied! CBS lied! Everyone's lying but us. We had to lie. We never lied.

Medicaid reforms will cost only $400 billion. Medicade reform will cost $740 billion. Scooter says he'd fire the employee who tells congress that the reform will cost more than $400 billion. Canada's health care is worse!

Plame outed herself. Her husband outed her. The liberals outed her. No one outed her, since everyone already knew her covert identity. Rove had nothing to do with it. Cheney had nothing to do with it. "Scooter" Libby had nothing to do with it. No comment. Lib'ral, lib'ral, lib'ral.

It's the libs that tried to pull Schiavo's feeding tube. It doesn't matter that DeLay pulled his own dad's feeding tube. "Culture of life". It's Janet Jackson's boobs; it's the Statue of Justice's boobs. Reading the news might cloud my judgement. It's the "decade our government...blinded itself to our enemies". It's the homosexuals wanting to marry. "Restore honor and dignity to the White House". A decision to go to war wasn't a decision to go to war. "No actionable intelligence". It's the pledge of allegiance. They're taking God out of America. Osama didn't tell us when, how, where, and by what means he'd attack, and he didn't leave a forwarding address. The 9/11 panel is biased against us. Saddam = Al Qaida. Saddam = Al Qaida.

Chalabi's an honorable man and I believe everything he says about WMDs. Chalabi's a crook and he passed secrets to Iran. Chalabi's the liberals' fault because they didn't shoot us when we started using his "intelligence". Chalabi? I don't know any 'Chalabi'!

"I'm against the 9/11 commission." "I'm for the 9/11 commission." "I'll won't testify before the commission." I will testify, but only if Dick Cheney is with me." "I won't testify under oath." "They hate us for our freedom."

It's just a few dead-enders. They'll be gone when we capture Saddam. "Mission Accomplished." They'll be gone when we capture Saddam's sons. They'll be gone when we hand over "sovereignty". They'll be gone when Iraq has elections. They'll be gone in 12 years. They'll never be gone.

We fight them in London so we don't have to fight them, er, uh, well, can't get fooled again! Don't forget Poland! Palau is on our side!

Bolton didn't lie! He just knowingly gave inaccurate answers under oath!

Aw, so what's another ISLAMIC STATE in the mideast? It's not like Bush has made it a home for terrorists or anything!

We had to lie to support the war. They'll throw flowers at our feet. They have unmanned aircraft that can drop biological weapons on us. Well, they had plans for unmanned aircraft. They had a students remote controlled airplane. It was 5 feet long! They don't like us!

It's all these former staffers hawking their books. Money never corrupted anyone. "I'm a uniter, not a divider!" It's the stem cells. It's the feminazis, the intellectual elitists, and the ecoterrorists.

It's the Hurricane, It's the victims. It's the poor. It's the dead. It's the disabled... the elderly. It's those that didn't evacuate. It's the buses.

It's Cthulhu. It's the martians, It's Mickey Mouse, It's The Tooth Fairy, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.,


It's ALWAYS anyone but Bush!

World's Strongest Man! How does he do it?

Fitness Guru and Christian Idiot, Pat Robertson, claims he can leg press 2,000 pounds. That's right Pat can lift a ton! Read about how much he can lift, and buy his fitness shakes! I bet he got the recipe for the shakes straight from God!

My Mom Gets a New Knee

My mom just had knee replacement surgery. I found a great site that explains the entire procedure. It looks damn painful to me.

Maybe it runs in the family because by the end of this year I'll have had surgery on both shoulders and both knees. It's time to stop abusing my body's joints.

So no more weights (at least anything heavy) and more cardio. I guess I'll have to learn to play golf...ouch.

100MPG in a "Greed-Rodded" Prius

Calcars.org shows you how to add additional batteries to your Prius and achieve much higher gas mileage with your Prius. Calcars sister company, EDrive will be offering a kit to retrofit existing cars.

Of course none of this is new. Those crazy hippies at Mother's magazine acheived 129 MPG in 1980 in an admittedly low performance car. Still the older article is still a nice read.

When you're done updating your car for maximum mileage, grab this book to continue the modifcation process.

An ancient formula...

Home Made Air Conditioner

Geoff Milburn shows us than an electric fan, some copper tubing, a trash can full of ice water, and a bit of gravity and you too can build your own air conditioner.

Coolest Party Trick Ever!

Drop a dozen Mentos into a 2 liter bottle of soda and you've created a rocket. Amazing. Here's the original post and the instructions.

Separation of Church and Brains

Not that I'm religious (I'm a big fan of Joseph Campbell's writings), but I do hope this notion takes root and prevents the faithful from ruining this country.

Bush to Mother Nature: "Bring it On Bitch!"

BUSH TO MOTHER EARTH: “BRING IT ON!”
by (Associated Press Internacionalé) Wednesday, Sep. 28, 2005 at 6:34 PM

WASHINGTON, Sept 28 - In the wake of devastation wrought by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, the Bush administration today announced a dramatic shift in the nation's security policy. “While our attention was focused on fighting evildoers,” said the president. “Our country was attacked by a new enemy, Mother Nature. But from now on America will be prepared,” said Bush. “To you Mother Nature, I say ‘Bring it on!'

Read the rest at neworleans.indymedia.org

San Jaun Islands -- Vacation

Intelligent Design has Met Its Match!

A group has proposed a new, equally-viable theory of creation using the lowered standards of what may qualify as "science" in Kansas .

Check out their web site for the full FSM theory and responses from the Kansans school board, scientists and others.

It's a funny read and statement of how truly sad this is for the country.

(kudos to Mr. Cohn for sending me the link to this site.)

New Evidence Explains How Noah Gathered All Those Animals!

Visit Landover Baptist's web site for amazing details on how Noah gathered animals from all over the globe before the flood.

Oh, and don't forget to explore their web site. There is much truth to be found there.

Will Reality Ever Intrude?

Our leadership braintrust asserts that the Iraq army is doing well! Of course this is exactly the opposite of news coming from Iraq and the opinions of our own military leaders in Iraq.

Don't our General's know that they're not supposed to tell the truth? How long before Karl Rove is in charge of all military communications?

Freakin' idiots.