Ass of the Year & Most Likely to Cause another War

Iran's idiotic President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad recenly called the Nazi Holocaust a "myth" and said Europe, the U.S. and Canada should use their own land for a Jewish state.

The West has "fabricated a myth under the name 'Massacre of the Jews,' and they hold it higher than God himself, religion itself and the prophets themselves,'' Iran's leader told thousands of supporters in the southeastern Sistan-Baluchestan province, in a speech aired live today on state television.

How ignorant and backward do the Iranian citizens have to be to elect this guy? I know he's pushed a populist message of job creation, housing and a focus on Iranian infrastructure -- but his recent messages are utterly irresponisble.

This dude makes our own president seem an emminently resonable Rhode's Scolar!

Prancer meets Ted Nugent

Santa made the mistake of landing at the Motor City Madman's Michigan compound during a pre-Christmas check out flight of his new sleigh.

The results were predictable, with Mr. Nugent quickly sending an arrow from his compound bow through Prancer's heart. "Hey, I've 'No Trespassing' signs all over this place. It's his fault for landing here." said Ted.



For his part Santa was stoic. "He was an old reindeer anyway. Prancer was one of the original reindeer, and if I had to lose one of them, it was best that Prancer was hit."

Asked if Mr. Nugent's "Not Nice" status would be changed by this event Santa noted that "Ever since Ted began stumping for that idiot 'Dubya' he's had no chance of getting on the 'good' list."

Visibly upset Santa continued, "That idiot president keeps saying global warming needs more study. Ho! Ho! Ho! perhaps the twerp should visit my house at the North Pole! It's like freakin' Venice Italy there -- the misses and I have to wear hip waders all the time, and I can't count the number of elves that have drowned!"

Memorial services for Prancer have been cancelled as Mr. Nugent has already dressed and prepared Prancer for a New Year's Eve dinner with his band.

Extreme Snow Removal

Just in time for Indianapolis' first big snowfall of the year I came across the V8 Snowblower company.

It's exactly what the name suggests, a 454 cubic inch Chevrolet big block engine built into a snowblower. The manufacturer says the snowblower "will send the snow back to it's maker".

Their site has a video of the snowblower in action as well. This would be blast to run up and down my driveway, sidewalk, street, interstate -- I doubt much would stop this thing.

I am the Lord thy God....

A classic from the Onion reveals that the voice Dubya thought was the Lord's was in fact Dick Cheney on the intercom...

Worst Job Ever

The linked video is truly funny and features one of the most creative strings of profanity I've ever heard. If you don't mind a fair bit of extreme profanity, the video provides a truly funny punchline.

Chris Rock on a Crazy Year

Chris Rock's Quote of the Year:

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is white, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick' and 'Colon'."