The results were predictable, with Mr. Nugent quickly sending an arrow from his compound bow through Prancer's heart. "Hey, I've 'No Trespassing' signs all over this place. It's his fault for landing here." said Ted.
For his part Santa was stoic. "He was an old reindeer anyway. Prancer was one of the original reindeer, and if I had to lose one of them, it was best that Prancer was hit."
Asked if Mr. Nugent's "Not Nice" status would be changed by this event Santa noted that "Ever since Ted began stumping for that idiot 'Dubya' he's had no chance of getting on the 'good' list."
Visibly upset Santa continued, "That idiot president keeps saying global warming needs more study. Ho! Ho! Ho! perhaps the twerp should visit my house at the North Pole! It's like freakin' Venice Italy there -- the misses and I have to wear hip waders all the time, and I can't count the number of elves that have drowned!"
Memorial services for Prancer have been cancelled as Mr. Nugent has already dressed and prepared Prancer for a New Year's Eve dinner with his band.
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