Bathroom Humor -- an Ongoing Collection

Now we begin a semi-regular post featuring words of wisdom (or not) found in central Indiana's public bathrooms. To get things started, I'll post four bits of grafitti:

1. "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand." (seen above a urinal)
   
2. "You may hover above this seat, but I.U. crabs can jump three feet."
3. "Go Colts! And take the Pacers with you!"
4. "Jesus loves you." "The rest of us think you're a dick."
5. "If your hose is short and pump is weak you better stand closer or you'll pee on your feet."
   

More as I find them.