Make a song better by changing a word or two

Some songs just shouldn't be heard again. A song that comes to mind is Kool and the Gang's "Celebration". This song has become a tragic cliche. It's over-played at weddings, birthdays and cheesey bars accross the country.

I've found that you can change two words in the song, and make it immeasurably better. Swap out these words and the song still makes perfect sense. Remember this small change and you could make a big splash at the next karaoke night in your neighborhood.

Here's the swap; change the words "celebrate" and "celebration" to "masturbate" and "masturbation" and you get a whole new song.

Sing along. Really, sing along wtih the lyrics below -- it'll make you laugh.

Yahoo! This is your masturbation
Yahoo! This is your masturbation

Masturbate good times, come on! (Let's masturbate)
Masturbate good times, come on! (Let's masturbate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A masturbation to last throughout the years
So bring your good times, and your laughter too
We gonna masturbate and party with you

Come on now

Masturbation
Let's all masturbate and have a good time

Masturbation
We’re gonna masturbate and have a good time (yeah!)

It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure
Everyone around the world
Come on!

Yahoo! It's a masturbation
Yahoo!

Masturbate good times, come on!
It's a masturbation
Masturbate good times, come on!
Let's masturbate

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's masturbate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's masturbate, it's all right

Baby...

We're gonna have a good time tonight (Mas-ter-ba-tion)
Let's masturbate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Mas-ter-ba-tion)
Let's masturbate, it's all right

Yahoo!
Yahoo!

Masturbate good times, come on! (Let's masturbate)
Masturbate good times, come on!
It's a masturbation!

Masturbate good times, come on! (Let's masturbate)
Come on and masturbate, good times, tonight (Masturbate good times, come on!)

'Cause everything's gonna be all right
Let's masturbate (Masturbate good times, come on)
(Let's masturbate)

If you're not comfortable with this swap, the same swap can be performed with fornicate. You can do this with many songs -- "Strangers in the night" becomes "Strangers in a fight" -- you get the idea.